Great List of Funny Nouns For Mad Libs

Okay, these aren’t just nouns, you got me. They are nouns with descriptive words in front of them called Adjectives. abstract preventive strike affectionate thief agreeable scourge upon the earth anatomically designed life companion annual bitterness approachable prick asymmetrical brethren at-the-ready fluff ball athletic baptist priest automotive sewing-machine operator award-winning people who hurt backstabbing misfortune bad striped hyena bat-shit crazy amish folk beautiful elastic band best failure big-bellied bad mood bitchy…

200 Randomly generated sentences for Halloween containing monsters

Do not alarm the awful abominable snowman Why amaze the disgusting angel Never ambuscade the disturbing banshee You should appall the eerie basilisk You shouldn’t assail the frightening beast Try to assault the hideous behemoth Every hour astonish the dead bogey man Suddenly, astound the haunted Brute Once a day, awe the rude cyclops Every five minutes, badger the low demon Maybe you should bewilder the creepy devil It’d be…

Over 200 silly, randomly generated sentences

“Oh, dear god!” He blurted victoriously. “They are hangning just fine!” He ground carefully. “See you in church!” He shrieked clearly. “Get liquored up!” He crowed defiantly. “Give me strength!” He shrieked repeatedly. “Drive the big bus!” He whispered gracefully. “What the devil!” He demanded annually. “Why the long face!” He asked cruelly. “Sweetness!” He reminded poorly. “Get fucked!” He muttered quickly. “Never fear!” He argued tenderly. “Not in this life!” He snarled rudely….

Randomly generated sentences containing quotes and interjections

The unbelievably smooth priest daintily answered, “D’oh, everybody!” The satisfying someone adventurously recommended, “Hell to the no, soul!” The medium-sweet workmate nearly grunted, “Stunning, descendant!” The smooth schoolgirl knowingly exhorted, “Duh, adolescent!” The distinct person even cursed, “Showy, citizen!” The straightforward partner kindly confided, “Burn, workmate!” The cold coworker instantly bawled, “Get real, lass!” The full-bodied child madly muttered, “Impressive, children!” The popular sweetheart sensibly noted, “Omg, lady!” The benchmark…

Long list of humorous adjective/noun combinations

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Ridiculous random computer generated match-ups.

The house-broken wiley madman Vs. the demanding lettuce The out-of-control friendly comment Vs. the zippy most beautiful girl The drunken hunting ground Vs. the pea-brained tense system The house-broken rocket science Vs. the greedy snake The underhanded control account Vs. the house-broken last known location The rebellious main people Vs. the zombie like fool’s knowledge The yapping suckling pig Vs. the stubborn scum bag The adulterous police squad Vs. the…

List of 50 funny adjectives for mad libs.

adulterous alcoholic angry arrogant at-the-ready bat-shit-crazy blathering bull headed confused cruel-hearted demanding drunken fiercely-loyal flickering flirting free-loading frisky greedy hateful house-broken hyperactive high-end idiotic infuriating insecure maniacal mentally impaired misunderstood naked narrow-minded out-of-control outnumbered pea-brained rebellious self-absorbed shaky shivering sickened slippery stubborn territorial tripping twisted underhanded useless vengeful vile yapping zippy zombie like

1505 random silly sentences

I used this text merging website to create these 1,505 ridiculous sentences; along with my word lists. The format I used, Adjective, Adjective, Noun, Adverb, Verb, Adjective, Noun. I mixed up the word lists using this website. The impetuous, callous garden rarely kneeled from the spotty turkey. The revolting, bold judge was especially beating above the brokenhearted sombrero. The cruel, festive slip was hourly poking to the detailed kazoo. The…

Humorous list of nouns with silly descriptive adjectives.

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Two dozen randomly generated silly sentences

The six-gilled shark smoothly slid underneath Japanese contradictoriness. The eskimo dog politely screeched at the critical chemical plant. The tea cosy eventually wobbled onto the ministerial legal document. The artillery range harnessed time in the structural blink of an eye. The element 114 assessed under the welsh onionskin. The ice cream did-not help in the tory blink of an eye. The biology lab rapidly charged following the aware wrinkle. The…

Writing prompt and sarcastic response.

Should MP3 Players be Regulated for Safety? Writing Prompt: Many teens and young adults have personal music players, such as MP3s, that allow them to take their favorite music with them wherever they go. Such devices require earbuds, and users can often be seen with at least one earbud firmly in place, listening to music as they go about their daily business. Some critics of these music players, however, argue…

Huge List of Exclamations and Interjections

bah bam duh eek eww jfc man not nup omg wow wtf yea baby burn cool crap d’oh damn dang fine foxy fuck geez grrr pfft phew piss rats safe shit veto woot word yeah as if balls bammo check daddy drats grand great jeeze lordy me-ow oh no peace plush right roger shoot showy solid uh-oh yipee anywho blimey bloody bright cheers encore killer lavish lovely my ass no…

100 Random sentences containing interjections

The strange buddy faithfully shouted, “hey!” and anxiously hurried the airport. The bewildered workmate cruelly shouted, “eww!” and regularly diagnosed the worm. The black rank and file eventually shouted, “blah!” and honestly screamed the sheep. The ill minor gently shouted, “damn your eyes!” and seldom started the surprise. The ill population vivaciously shouted, “goodness gracious!” and eagerly led the daughter. The relieved bridegroom perfectly shouted, “now!” and quickly concentrated the…

30 Strange Nonsense Sentences

Territorial gentlemen painfully paced the outside group. Established adolescents softly roamed the stupid bread. Rival relatives truthfully skipped the deliberate giants. Retired seniors innocently traveled the semantic ink. Peculiar opponents noisily laughed the successful faucet. Peaceful girlfriends obnoxiously eating the environmental advice. Musical fellows hastily chased the attractive bubble. Empirical cohorts far stomped the moral cub. Anonymous spouses stealthily Advanced the minimum branch. Global souls neatly dancing the electric education….

50 Sentences from the Random Sentence Generator, set 5

1 Their frightening grain almost stank the curly carafe. 2 Her freezing chin obediently vexed the easy going attention. 3 The uninterested we frantically stepped the elegant veil. 4 Their perfect card quickly spat the crooked top. 5 My wild pies rarely wove the freezing attraction. 6 His dark science enthusiastically sensed the fluffy nut. 7 His cold army poorly visited the warm front. 8 Her lively frozen yogurt mortally…

100 Sentences from the Random Sentence Generator

1 Their naughty kite boldly injected the wet sleep. 2 My pretend cabbage roughly clung the furry cinnamon. 3 Another enchanting chin easily spent the boiling light. 4 Her weary girl eagerly laid the broken town. 5 Their successful glass smoothly burst the ugliest cake pan. 6 His excited compote sternly opened the cold start. 7 My magnificent car brightly connected the confident snake. 8 Their outrageous chairs victoriously touched…

More Sentences from the Random Sentence Generator

1 My boiling mind annually knitted the curly stocking. 2 Her envious beef blindly groaned the dusty street. 3 Our upset level always overflowed on the chilly hobbies. 4 My spotless low more trembled the chilly jewel. 5 Their muddy fish slowly drove the breeze cutting board. 6 Her perfect pear fortunately investigated the handsome silver. 7 The fantastic laborer painfully compiled the clean trade. 8 My exuberant connection powerfully…

Even more 100 Sentences from the Random Sentence Generator

1 Academic adults more stopping a honest coat. 2 Annual hikers cruelly waded a worthy birth. 3 Arrogant animals suddenly waded a magenta lizards. 4 Awake human beings mysteriously stalked the blonde cactus. 5 Burning girls sleepily wobbled a sudden flame. 6 Compatible occupants fondly dancing the practical cave. 7 Condemned customers clearly strutted a selected play. 8 Confused retirees too waddled a applicable ant. 9 Conscious girlfriends often chased…